Another funny

The other day Ashton was **accidently** left in the car. We were only 200 feet or so away from the car when we realised this. He wasn't worried or scared until the car alarm went off when he opened the car door. When talking with him about it a few days later I asked if he was tramatized. He looked at me and said "no, mama, I'm just matized". He still tells me that he is still matized.

Today at church he hit his head on the armrest of the pew. I was kissing it better and trying to distract him and asked "are you going to go to primary today?" Ashton pulled his head off my shoulder and said "not like this I'm not" in a tone of voice that would have made you think I had asked him to do something like run downt he street naked. Poor kid; he is only in our family for pure entertainment.